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Below are links to some sounds. I have been doing broadcasting off and on for several years, so I have collected some of the smart comments I have made on the show from time to time. One of my favorite bits are the Christmas greetings at the bottom of the page. I really loved those little Christmas greetings. My boss wasn't impressed. He thought listeners might find them....disturbing.
By the way, don't get all offended by anything you hear, either. It's only comedy. Calm down.
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A Short Welcome Message |
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A long Welcome Message, for those of you aren't easily bored |
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A comment about President Clinton's State of the Union Message |
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Bob Dole wasn't getting it done |
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OJ Simpson, always a crowd pleaser |
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Everyone's favorite civil rights organization, the ACLU |
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A catty remark about the President |
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Congress and the economy, or, the blind leading the blind |